Thread: Ducks on the pond

Much as I dislike the man, and hate to admit I ever even watch the White Sox, I must say I've adopted Ken Harrelson's "He gone!"

Anything Casey Stengel ever said; I'm particularly partial to "Can't anybody here play this game?"

Softball specific: "Hit it to the green!"

Originally Posted by starsnuffer

"Maybe you should let your seeing eye dog call the game, Blue"

Or the classic, "You're missin' a great game, Blue!" To which I always want to reply, "I know, but they assigned me to this one!"

Hey,blue can you hear me?,because you sure as hell cant see.

This should almost be its own thread . . . post your best umpire heckles, and one of us can post the comebacks we've always wanted to say.

Originally Posted by GOINGDEEP

After a conversation with the ump.

AC, "what did he say"?

Me, "I have no idea, I don't speak "idiot".

"Keep trying, you're doing fine so far."

Originally Posted by nanotech14

Hey,blue can you hear me?,because you sure as hell cant see.

"What? I couldn't hear you, my guide dog was barking too loud."

Run like you stole candy

Blue if you had one more eye, you'd be a cyclops.