For whatever reason the strike zone at my 4:15 game became smaller than my ex-wife's heart. DD was in the circle and blue was only calling strikes mid-thigh to belly button. After a couple of knee high and chest high pitches were called balls I commented out of frustration, "That would have been a strike in my town". I guess blue heard me, pulled off the mask and said, "That is it, you are out of here". Fortunately the base ump had a cooler head and was able to calm the plate ump down. Got a warning and told next comment I was out.