My Darling Wife (DW) is an avid softball fan but has never quite understood the game. These are some of my favorite quotes of hers over the years.
1. "Why was DD throwing so slow today?" Said after the first game DD threw a change-up. Tried to explain the whole timing thing and the response was, "You probably know what you are doing".
2. "Why did you send her you knew XXX has a rifle for an arm?" Rifle, cannon. At least she was close to the jargon.
3. "You intentionally get players out?" Last time I ever tried to explain the sacrifice bunt to her.
4. "If her heart is in it she can play travel ball." And that is why I love her. DD spent the past fall playing travel softball instead of Lacrosse. Wife grew up playing Lacrosse, she formed the High School Lacrosse teams but she wanted DD to follow her own passion and not her moms.