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Apr 23, 2014
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East Jabib
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken? - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

I actually used this when DD was learning to slide. She looked at me like I had 3 heads.
 
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May 6, 2014
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Low and outside
“Ain’t no sense worrying about things you got no control over, ‘cause if you got no control over them, ain’t no sense worrying. And ain’t no sense worrying about things you got control over, ‘cause if you got control over them, ain’t no sense worrying.” -Mickey Rivers
 
Mar 20, 2014
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"Sitting on the couch, eating a bag of chips".
DD gets a bit tight at the plate. Her hitting coach says that she needs to go up to the plate "with loads of swag" and then settle in to the box "like (she) is sitting on the couch eating a bag of chips".
Helps her relax a bit...
 
Jun 26, 2013
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"Dont talk about it, be about it."
"Dont think, just hit"
"Grab some pine meat"
"Are you ok? Well you shouldnt be cause you suck"
"Dont worry about it, your still my 5th favorite player on the team"

Those are some of my favorites.
 
Oct 22, 2009
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"My grandma can throw harder than you."
"My grandma can toss a pitch for a strike too."
 
Nov 6, 2013
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Baja, AZ
Almost forgot to include my all-time favorite (from my youth) and a recent one.

"It's always somethin'." My dad (RIP)

"How will I sleep tonight? The pitching career of my DD and so many elite pitchers is now doomed to the agony of injury. Damn you brush interference! Damn you!" Riseball, on DFP 12-31-2014
 
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